Topping the Dim's List

Ah. I swear this is the last time I am doing what I did.

Deader than dead

[edited a billion times over for readability]

Are you there God? It's me, The Idiot. 

I know you exist, I know you dote on me. 

That's why on the one day of the week I decide to do my laundry, it drizzles, trickles, pours. This happens everytime. This week was a record-breaker -- me and my neighbour brought the clothes indoors 3 times (twice for her, because I brought in hers the last time it rained) after hanging it out to dry. My neighbour has sworn to never wash her clothes on the same day I do. 

After skipping all lessons, and on the one day of the week I decide to attend school, it pours also. and I take the wrong bus (it's been 16 weeks since I moved in to hostel, seriously). I ended up late for class. I stepped in, didn't recognise the person at the blackboard, and backed out of the room. Then hovered outside the door for a few minutes. Why were there so many empty seats? Was another tutor taking over the class because the rain had caused traffic jam? Had there been any mention of an optional tutorial in the webcast I had not been following? And why couldn't I recognise the students? but that wouldn't be strange. Seriously. This is what happens when you do not have a single friend in any module. Then 10mins ago, in the library I remembered that my slot starts an hour later. It's scary. If I'd been particulary nervous about my grade, I would have stayed for that stranger's class and not known that it was the wrong class til the next tutor (my tutor) stepped in. 

I have covered more in this week than the semester combined. Which frankly, isn't saying much.

Seriously, I'd be delirious with joy if I attained CAP 2.0. Seriously, someone has to stop me from using 'seriously'. 

Her Majesty | 慧敏 blank. one of the many in the world