too sleepy to be funny

L v. C (the  other one) type 1
the Anarchist is convinced that a Singapore full of him will never require a central Govt's hand to operate. And if he had his way, the process of renewal will take place without delay every year
young, gorgeous, and dead. most above 55 year olds are as good as useless.
in his world, anyone a day above fifty would volunteer to line up together and jump into a pit of fire. obviously these people would be put to good use -- their ash could be used to reclaim land til Pangea is formed again (that was actually my addition -- and a damn good one, if I may say so myself!)
but  i think that such a person is the most prone to turning into a dictator.

L (also another one) v. C the same other one) type 2
in this L vs C scenario, reversal of roles has taken place. the L is now David and the C has morphed into a Goliath.
i found this hilarious, but it has nothing to do with why i burst out laughing at the wrongest time.
rather alarmingly, i recognised the same oft-criticised traits in myself from the very beginning

the poop that could
the WC I frequent is incapable of handling heavy-duty usage. or ultra-buoyant 'stuff'